Would you buy a pit bull puppy from Chris Brown? Now available!

Would you buy a puppy from Chris Brown?

It’s not a theoretical question: The R&B; singer actually has a handful of 2-month-old American pit bull terrier puppies for sale online at $1,000 a pop -- and boy are they cute.

(What, you expected ugly puppies? They’re puppies, for goodness’ sake.)

The fuzzy munchkins do, however, have to compete with a picture of Breezy that’s also on the CB Breeds website, which rep Maureen O’Connor confirmed to the Associated Press is the real deal, set up by her animal-loving client.

Just don’t expect to see a line of Brown-branded pit bulls flooding the market any time soon. Rather than launching a new business venture, his rep says, the singer is simply trying to find good homes for puppies born to dogs he keeps at his family home in Virginia. Hey, what could go wrong!

That thousand bucks will get you one of the four girls and four boys, including registration, current vaccinations, vet’s exam, health guarantee and four-generation performance pedigree.

Alas, no mention of any autographs.

So seriously, let us know in comments: Would you buy a puppy from Chris Brown? And why -- or why not?

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