TWO-MINUTE DRILL

Atlanta 36, Detroit 15: McCord hasn’t had this much success since “Adam-12” went off the air.

Carolina 24, Chicago 14: You know your team is bad when it considers finishing .500 at home a good thing.

Cincinnati 20, New Orl. 13: Bengals plan to carry momentum into next season and shoot for four wins.

N.Y. Giants 44, Indianapolis 27: Giants look poised and ready to lose in first round of playoffs.

Kansas City 24, San Diego 22: Dear Santa: Please don’t let the Chargers come to L.A.

Tennessee 28, Jacksonville 10: McNair has more nagging injuries than Kenny on South Park.

Washington 26, Houston 10: Spurrier’s excited about beating Texans? His visor has to be on too tight.

Green Bay 10, Buffalo 0: It was so cold, one Packer fan considered putting his shirt back on.

Seattle 30, St. Louis 10: All these banged up Ram quarterbacks makes Joe Namath look healthy.

Cleveland 14, Baltimore 13: Tim Couch leads last-minute drive. Brian Sipe is jealous.

Oakland 28, Denver 16: Al Davis must have more division titles than any coach in NFL history.

N.Y. Jets 30, New England 17: With Jet victory, every team in the AFC is 8-7.

Pittsburgh at Tampa Bay, tonight, 6 p.m., Ch. 7: Next season, ABC officially renaming program “The John Madden Show.” Football will be featured on occasion.