Two-Minute Drill

INDIANAPOLIS 29, CLEVELAND 28

Browns’ defensive end Derrick Alexander says he can’t wait until next season. Because this one was such a joy.

BUFFALO 13, NEW ENGLAND 10 (OT)

Drew Bledsoe can’t believe how bad Patriots are right now. Losing five of six before Sunday didn’t convince him?

MINNESOTA 34, NEW YORK GIANTS 17

Once again Dennis Green positions his team perfectly: Poised to lose in the playoffs.

BALTIMORE 22, CINCINNATI 0

Ravens are better than a couple of teams that will be going to the playoffs.

PITTSBURGH 30, CAROLINA 20

To make playoffs, Panthers need Cowboys and Giants to tie next week. They ought to buy lottery tickets while they’re at it.

ST. LOUIS 34, CHICAGO 12

Still waiting for Rams to beat a good team. Their two losses have come against playoff teams.

ATLANTA 37, ARIZONA 14

Dream season of 1998 seems a long time ago for both teams.

TAMPA BAY 29, GREEN BAY 10

Favre blames poor season on thumb. What’s the excuse for everyone else?

SEATTLE 23, KANSAS CITY 14

Does this mean that Mike Holmgren is a genius again? We keep losing track.

SAN DIEGO 23, OAKLAND 20

Al, please don’t come back to Los Angeles. We already have the Clippers.

TENNESSEE 41, JACKSONVILLE 14

About those Jaguars-in-the-Super-Bowl predictions--never mind.

WASHINGTON 26, SAN FRANCISCO 20 (OT)

Redskins clinch the division title--but is that enough for Norv Turner to save his job?

PHILADELPHIA

Open date. Team uses time to go to mall and return most of their players for being defective.