Pint-Sized Punch Lines

Who is the longest poet? Longfellow. (Akhila Pamula, 9, Moreno Valley, Montessori in Redlands)

* How is a queen like a book? They both have titles. (Brian Nadel, 6, Santa Monica, Franklin Elementary School)

* What’s a hound dog’s favorite number? One houndred. (Reid Vizcarra, 6, Sherman Oaks, Oakwood School)

* How do ghosts get through locked doors? They use a skeleton key. (Carlos Morales, 10, Los Angeles, Ninth Street Elementary)

* Why are basketball players such sloppy eaters? Because they always dribble. (Sarah Shulman, 8, Calabasas Hills, Hesmel West Day School)

* What do rabbits put into their computers? Hoppy disks. (Daniel Shulman, 8, Calabasas Hills, Hesmel West Day School)

* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we’ve published before. And please be patient.