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* What is an alligator’s favorite drink? Gatorade. (Sophie Sieck, 6, Mill Valley, Old Mill School)
* Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing. (Alex Boudreau, 8, Rossmoor, Rossmoor Elementary)
* What do you do when somebody puts a spider down your pants? Get jiggy wit’ it. (Alex Palagonia, 13, Fontana, Harry S. Truman Middle School)
* Why didn’t the mouse go in the water? Because he was afraid there were catfish. (Justin Makagiri, 6, Los Angeles, Mar Vista Elementary)
* What’s lighter than a feather, yet 1,000 men can’t lift it? A bubble. (Melissa Gudmundson, 9, Whalan, Minn., Lanesboro Elementary.)
* What is the sun’s favorite drink? Sunny Delight. (Christopher James O’Connor, 6, Coppers Cove, Texas; Mae Stevens Elementary)
* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, L.A. Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print your full name, age, hometown and school. We try to avoid jokes we’ve published before. And please be patient.
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