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What do you call a polar bear in the Caribbean? Lost. (Elizabeth Kerstein, 9, Rancho Palos Verdes, Cornerstone School)
* What’s another name for an owl’s beak? Who nose. (Vincent Marinelli, 4 1/2, Eagle Rock, Westminster Preschool)
* What country has the most Beanie Babies? Ty-Land. (Brittany L. Engel, 9, La Habra, Rolling Hills Elementary)
* How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away its credit card. (Shane David Engel, 7, La Habra, Rolling Hills Elementary)
* How long does it take to build a blimp? A good year. (Andrew Joseph Sego, 7, Valencia, Helmers Elementary)
* What does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear. (Alex Mitchell, 5, Sacramento, Sutterville Elementary)
* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we’ve published before. And please be patient.
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