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* What’s the latest hit movie among cows? “Mooo-lan.” (Jake Washburn, 9, Los Angeles, Westchester Lutheran School)
* Why couldn’t the snake learn its multiplication tables? Because it was an adder. (Daniel Villatoro, 12, Los Angeles, Mary McCloud Bethune Junior High)
* Why did the boy throw water out a window? He wanted to see the water fall. (Albert Gonzalez, 7, Laguna Hills, Lomarena Elementary)
* Why did the chicken go halfway across the street? So she could lay it on the line. (Michelle Ann Witthoff, 9, Trabuco Canyon, Robinson Ranch School)
* What do you get when you cross an avocado, a duck and a food processor? Quackamole. (Lucy Lowder Longo, 6, Los Angeles, St. Timothy School)
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