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* What do ants use for Hula-Hoops? Cheerios. (Andrew Batino, 8, La Puente, Villacorta Elementary)
* What’s a snake’s favorite subject? Hisssstory. (Matthew Evangelista, 8, La Puente, Villacorta Elementary)
* What did the firefly say when it backed into the lawn mower? “I’m de-lighted.” (Amanda Maitino, 6, Saugus, James Foster Elementary)
* Why did the cow jump on the trampoline? To make milkshakes. (Ross G. Friedman, 7, Brentwood, Toibbe Pacific Hebrew Academy)
* Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jose.
Jose who?
Jose can you see by the dawn’s early light.
(Stephanie Garcia, 8, La Puente, Villacorta Elementary)
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