Oint-sized Punch Lines

* If I have two fish and one of them drowns, how many do I have left? Two. Fish don’t drown. (Gibrann Flores, 8, Hacienda Heights, Shadybend Elementary)

* Why did the refrigerator have bandages all over it? Because it had cold cuts. (Tamar Jawary, 8, Los Angeles, Yavnen Hebrew Academy)

* What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny. (Debbie Lallave, 7, Glendale, Columbus School)

* What do you call a witch with poison ivy? An itchy witchy. (Wiley Vitullo, 6, Carpinteria, Canalino School)

* Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny? (Jonathon Guzman, 13, Whittier, Hillview Middle School)

* Where should you put your TV? In a remote area. (Amanda Maize, 8, Beverly Hills, Hawthorne School)

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